I knew a girl
She lived down the street
She called me an ass
I thought she was sweet

And I knew a girl
Who always knew what to say
I thought she was hot
She thought I was gay

I knew a girl
Who was perfect for me
I hit on her once
But she couldn’t see

I knew she was the one
That time would just tell
But I guess God hates me
And I’m probably going to Hell

Because that beautiful girl
Who I thought was so right
Had a boyfriend name Joe
Who kicked my ass all night

I guess in the end
It turned out okay
I was too good looking
For her anyway

Another girl
At another time
Looking through her shades
I could tell she was fine

And so this girl
I needed her so
Whether she knew who I was
God only knows

And so this girl
I saw for a week
Until I talked to her
And was called a big geek

I knew she was the one
That time would just tell
But I guess God hates me
And I’m probably going to Hell

Because that beautiful girl
Who I thought was so right
Had a boyfriend name Rob
Who kicked my ass all night

I guess in the end
It turned out okay
I was too good looking
For her anyway

One final girl
In a brand new place
I tried to make it work
Kissed her beautiful face

And then at about two
Her boyfriend came home
It wouldn’t have been so bad
But he wasn’t alone

It turns out he was friends
With Joe and with Rob
I ran for my life
From that angry mob

I knew that I was done
That time had finally told
I know God hates me
His love never showed

Because those beautiful girls
They caused me such pain
Lied about their lives
I think I’m insane

And now in the end
As I look up from Hell
I know my time on Earth
Wasn’t spent very well