Hey assholes, listen up

Hey Stowers.
Did you watch that one show last night?
With that one hot chick?
I wish I was on that show so I could get some of that

Bechel! Why are your cheeks so red?
I don’t know, leave me alone!

My name is Bechel
I’m friends with Miller
And Ben Ritchie
Who handed my ass to me

In tic tac toe
How was I supposed to know
Where he was going to
Put his O

I like to drive
My tractor for the city
And then there was that one
Time that Ritchie

Was in the cab
And made it all steamy
I don’t know
What he was doing

This one time I was in the shop
And this tank of argon blew up
It’s a good thing that it wasn’t full
Or it would have killed me and went through the wall
Into the middle school gym

Yeah right, Bechel, that never happened.
Yeah it did! Leave me alone.

I got in a fight
With that ass Chris Pease
He said, “Hey Bechel”
I said, “What, geez!”

“I heard you were watching
Thomas the Train”
I said, “No it was Thomas,
Thomas the Tank”

He said he was right
I knew he was wrong
I can do that, dammit
Cuz this is my song

“Bechel, why don’t you make your own show
Called Thomas the Tank?”
“Why don’t you make your own show
Called Shut the Fuck Up!”

Jesus Christ