Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Paul
Fuck I’m doin it

I’m gonna get crucified
For the next couple lines
But I got a few things
I need to get off my mind

Like how
Jesus came down and died for our sins
But couldn’t God just forgive them
Like on a whim and then

It was only three days
Before Jesus came back
I’ve been away for work for
Twice as long as that

And is it truly death
When you resurrect
Like oh he slept for a while
And then woke up I guess

Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Paul
Fuck I’m doin it

So sit me down at a service
S-s-save my soul
But lock me down or I might
Fuck those hand holes

Blessed is he who
Comes in the name of the Lord
I come in everything so
Big Pervert blessed for sure

I’ll get my BAC up to 14 percent
Legally dead and locked in the basement
The second coming of Christ? I’m just wasted
Take this cup and give thanks you fuck, taste it

Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Don’t take me to church
I’m gonna ruin it
Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and Paul
Fuck I’m doin it

I got a flowing robe like a pontiff
Wine in my blood and bread in my pocket
Profit or prophet I brought what you wanted
I scalped tickets to heaven you fuckin bought it

Hit up my crib i like to call it kingdom come
Out back the garden of eden deez nuts and drinkin rum
Judas is loaded and sleeping somewhere in the trees
His final thoughts of his fling in Gethsamene

I post up by an apostle some fuckin pale kid
I crucified him online and fuckin nailed it
The holy ghost is spineless and I’m here to sin
God ain’t awake this late so just forget him

I spend weeks at a time up in confession
And even still there’s shit I don’t mention
They don’t play my shit up in the church
Jesus wept when he heard Big Pervert