I been balling with a girl for a couple of years
Every day she wake up and have a couple of beers
She got a mullet got a gut and she blind in one eye
She fucking scare me to death I ain’t afraid to die

When I first moved in and I saw her around
Meanest bitch on the street the coldest cunt in town
I had to roll with that crew got in I was stunned
At all the bad fucking shit that she did for fun

She take a
Muff puff
Holding the cig with her lips

She drink the
Brown stuff
That old Kodiak spit

She toots coke
And queefs smoke
It’s no joke

You’ll get a contact high
And probably pink eye

Big Pervert all up in the local liquor store
She over by the cheap shit shopping close to the floor
She wearing leggings they’re not enough to hide that toe
Seven fifty in the crack and she’s ready to go

She take a shot of tequila rip a line of salt
Squirt the lime in her eye that one’s probably her fault
She ignoble she raw she the worst on the scene
The room is spinning time is slow while I hand her the green