Not getting married for mom
I didn’t do it for dad
Don’t give a shit about god
Not gonna have any kids

This is all for love
And minor tax evasion
Got some bling on the finger
Celebrate the occasion

Pop the champagne
Get the flowers and ice
We got a beautiful bride
We’re fuckin’ throwing the rice

Let’s all make a toast
To love and sacrifice
Someone grab the groom
And make him realize

On this day of days
You made a pledge to your wife
You’re only fucking family
For the rest of your life

Everybody’s down to vow
To be monogamous now
But when they’re lookin around
They just see family

We’re all wondering how
This is gonna work out
Marriage is all about
Fuckin’ family

I’m no geneticist
But off the top my dome
That’s a recipe for
An extra chromosome

It’s no surprise that kids
are so stupid when
The church forbids having sex
until it’s sex with kin

Get a Habsburg chin
Be a Targaryen we
Balls across the face
House of draggin’

Move to Bama and slam a
C-couple cousins
Get the fam on cam
And get to lovin’

Step fam is a scam
You want the real thing
Raw dog a relative
Like a medieval king

Oedipus in the house
My man is out for sex
A lady catches his eye
You know what’s comin’ next

We’re gonna

Roll tide on both sides
Of the aisle tonight
Take advantage of blurred and
Slack moral lines

24 and me
Because you get one free
When you got 23
And fuck family

A relative is relative
To where you live
Latitude or state
And time period

You’re related now
So it isn’t the same
You been sharing a bed
But now you sharin’ a name

Y’all can get in line
Because that ring is a sign
Of where loyalties lie
And who is on their mind

Get a tag on your bag
I ain’t talkin a purse
I mean a note on your scrote
This is family first