There’s too many kinds of porn
For a busy guy like me
A time investment isn’t what I’m looking for
There should just be like two or three

There’s too many kinds of porn
It’s not about morality
I’ve got five minutes to hammer one out
I can’t click through to page 23

There’s too many kinds of porn
I think that we can all agree
That maybe if we just had a few really good ones
That would be all that we need