My fat fuck cousin
Has a double wide
That he got from Grandma
On the day she died
It must be nice

Trish his wife I think is 45
She smokes two packs a day
And her hair is dyed
It must be nice

I have a girlfriend
But she’s ugly as sin
She’s got a lazy eye
And some crusty skin
On her thighs

Some people have all the luck
While the rest of us get
Bent over
And fucked

That smug shit
Just bought a swimming pool
That he blows up in his yard
To keep his little dog cool
It must be nice

I glue the lids down
On his garbage cans
So they’re harder to open
And it hurts his hands
All the time

I park my truck beside
His bigger truck
I got mine first
But he’s a son of a fuck
It must be nice

Some people have all the luck
While the rest of us get
My cousin is a prick