Hey Dog
Where did your ball go
It’s not under the chair
It’s not by the door

Hey Dog
Where did your ball go
It’s not over there
It’s not on the floor

Is there really any question
Where your ball is
I can see it from here
Are you serious

I know your vision isn’t
Quite as good as mine
But your nose has me beat
By like 40 times
Hey Dog

Hey Dog
I’ll throw a thing
For you to catch
It bounces off your face
What did I expect

Hey Dog
Did you find your treat yet
It’s still in the kitchen
Idiot

Is there really any question
Where your treat is
I can smell it from here
Are you serious

And your ball is laying right there
Where you left it
On the couch on top
Of the blanket

Hey Dog
You better not be in my chair
When get back with my plate
No don’t you even dare

Hey Dog
There’s food all over the floor
Do you even try to eat it
Anymore

I’m gonna kick your ass
If you’re in my chair
After I make my food
And get back in there

And your ball is laying right there
Where you left it
On the couch on top
Of the blanket