Grandma said some racist things bout Muslims
While she was at our house Christmas Eve
Now you might think all human beings are equal
On that point you and Grandma disagree

We tried to tell her Jesus Christ was brown but
That don’t fit with her world view at all
Every holiday with her’s a nightmare
So much hate in somebody that’s so small

Grandma never made it out her hometown
She lives in the same house that she grew up
If Grandpa was here it’d be twice as bad but
He drove drunk and he rolled his pickup truck

Science is a lie Fox News is gospel
And last year she made my sister cry
Next time I don’t even think I’ll come home
I’m probably gonna wait for her to die