Me and the boys
We got a little chat cookin’
A terrible place
To have anyone lookin’

Sending pics of our balls
And a feeling or two
Chasing reactions
From a few of the dudes

It’s okay to be gay
But this ain’t gay it’s The Boys

Pop in the chat every day
To catch up with The Boys

Every group chat
Has an awful name
Because each of us Boys
Has half a brain

Piss Pants Enthusiasts
Bombing Yemen Plans
Big Jenkem Lobbyists
And Christ Onlyfans

It’s okay to be gay
But this ain’t gay it’s The Boys

We make plans just to break
Breaking plans with The Boys

Every new message
Is a roll of the dice
Could be benign but probably not
So it’s best to think twice

At a family event
On a date with the wife
And don’t ever open it up
On a work device

It’s okay to be gay
But this ain’t gay it’s The Boys

What’ve they had to say
Better check in with The Boys