I’ve been searching for some information
Making inquiries
Like you wouldn’t believe
I’m out of sources
I’m out of leads
I’m out of time

I keep running into complications
I kind of live in a remote location
But I would walk or drive
Or fly or even sail

So I’m putting out a final beacon
I’ve been living like a beauty sleeping
I need a kiss to wake me up
From this lonely dream

I want a date with

Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

A date with
Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

Talkin’
Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

I need
Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

People get the wrong idea
I’m not creep I’m a man with dreams
I think the Emmas or Margot
Could see that and wouldn’t mind

And I don’t wanna put
The cart before the horse
But I’d be willing to get a divorce
If one date turns to two dates
Turns to three

If anyone out there could help me
Put in a good word
Tell them that you’ve heard
A very average man
Would pay for dinner or brunch
Or tea

Tea with

Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

Talkin’
Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

Just a date with
Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie

I need
Emma Watson
Or Stone
Or Margot Robbie